Ok, so a person can commit mutiple homicide. I've got to figure out how somebody could do multiple suicide. Would one kill oneself several times over? How about having other people kill themselves in the same action? Would that involve becoming a suicidal zombie? Would crimes from life apply to a zombie's three strikes in california? How about this; a person dies and comes back a zombie. A necrophiliac has sex with them. Does their age count from when they were first born or from when they were brought back? If it's when they were brought back, how would the necrophiliac know? I mean, it'd be zombie jailbait! Eeew...
Past that, zombies are just silly. I mean, shambling? Unless one's leg muscles are decomposing or in a late stage of such an action, one could still move pretty quickly as the undead. At least, it seems like that to me. They would be scary as hell; think Braveheart with the undead instead of the Scotts. Mel Gibson wouldn't give a damn about being racked; he'd split into two and slaughter the torturer guys. His guys get their heads chopped off and don't care? Yeah, scary. I know I wouldn't want to be their enemy. Well, shit, they're zombies, so the living are their enemies, so I guess I'm screwed if that happens while I'm alive.
I'll edit this post to reflect responses that I receive and any questions or comments on these responses.
My good friend Ean responded with this:
Laws implicitly apply to the living, so even if you could come back as a zombie and kill yourself, you wouldn't be commiting a crime. You would have to come back to life, and kill yourself again. The same goes for having sex with them. But I doubt a necrophiliac would have sex with a zombie, since a zombie really isn't dead dead, you know?
Response to his statement:
Aren't zombies the living dead, therefore making them in the category of living?
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